Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!
Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,
"Buying
luggage."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle
stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in
Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so bald even a wig
wouldn't
help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her
mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and
got brain-washed.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!
Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was
marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked absent!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama
so short she poses for
trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a
ladder
to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the
curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the
bed.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go
bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she
tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama
so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow,
is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo
mama so ugly when they took her to the
beautician it took 12 hours. .
.for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
water jumped
out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't
talk to her!
Yo mama
so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to
stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for
life
Yo mama so ugly that
your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss
her goodbye.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
and she
died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is
1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school
there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses
in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
expired on
it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
was still a
prince.
Yo mama so old she ran track with
dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in
Roman numerals.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her
shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow
traffic slows
down when she smiles!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick
that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see
into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
large
pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small you have
to go
outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio
look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from
the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it
they looked like stiches.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
have
license plates!
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.
Yo mama is
missing a finger and can't
count past nine.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama
rouchy, the McDonalds she works
in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.
Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and
dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote
control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear
pierced and died.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You
ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama so fat when her beeper
goes off,
people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname
is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat
people jog around her for
exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
and
spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama
so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down
the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
scale
it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own
area
code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's
smuggling a
Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach
the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
goes
New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo
mama so fat when she goes to an
amusement park, people try to ride
HER!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and
it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no
one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes
straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
she gets
stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high
heels, she strikes
oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on
and
it weave her cull
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
up in
bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
yo mama is so stupid when
she asked me
what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said
Levis.
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
starter jacket!
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in
hieroglyphics!!
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
was in
the backyard.
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried
to
take her picture!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign
and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she
fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr
as a
beeper.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the
Grand
Canon and got stuck
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns
falling!
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over
to use
the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt
off at the
strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut
from Star Wars
Yo
mama is so fat...that she makes
Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue
and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet Earth
Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements
are 26-34-28,
and her other arm is just as big!
your mama so fat she was going to
walmart
tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
Yo Mama's so
fat she uses an air balloon
for
parachute.
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to
long you will go blind!
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
trains
just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car
for
gas money.
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
at
Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made
skittles.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind
people!!!!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
n thought she
was pregnant.
your mama's so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well...
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as
a
slip and slide.
Yo mama is so ugly the government
moved
halloween to her birthday.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her
yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.
ur
mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.
UR
MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT
JEALOUS.
YO momma so fat that they had to install
speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
yo mama so fat she has seat belts
on the
chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so stupid she stole
free
bread.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
scale!
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and
watches the couch
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse
me
mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are
family...!"
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
with a dorito!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and
stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the
lights".
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
sections
Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and
got stuck.
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
"Furniture
World" and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
chinese phone book
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her
fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't
believe it's not butter.
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
in a
telephone booth.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
Yo mama
so fat when God said, "Let there
be light" he he to ask her to move
out of the way.
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
bill!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
HER DOOR AND A
ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
THEY SAID THAT IT
IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A
SPOON.
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
foot bath.
your momma so stupid she got locked in a
groceiry store and starved.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco
Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
she's wearing a fat necklace !!
yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of
British gas.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
poeple thinks
shes and oil spill.
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable
and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo
Mama's so fat she sank the
Titanic!
Yo mama's so stupid that she
burned down
the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama's house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood
test.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
pierced by harpoon.
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
China when it was just ok
Your Momma's so black she got counted
absent at night school.
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water
bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it
says next stop hell
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look
bulimic
yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!
Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
hugs!
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.
yo
mama's teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.
yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day".....
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
