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SNOWMAN JOKES

 

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!


What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.


Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!


What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.


Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !


What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !


Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !


What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !


How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.


Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!


What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !


What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !


Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !


How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !


How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !


What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !


What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !


Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !


What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !


What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.


What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.


What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.


Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,


Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.


Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.


How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!


What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.


Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.


Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.