Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark
!
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron
!
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba
!
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey
!
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe
!
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel
!
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia
!
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid
!
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis
!
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor
!
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada
!
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair
!
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam
!
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder
!
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia
!
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline
!
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore
!
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred
!
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha
!
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent
!
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes
!
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed
!
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida
!
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen
!
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch
!
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin
!
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan
!
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska
!
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba
!
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee
!
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert
!
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta
!
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste
!
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda
!
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo
!
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec
!
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta
!
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex
!
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander
!
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia
!
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf
!
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred
!
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy
!
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali
!
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice
!
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison
!
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair
!
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka
!
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra
!
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma
!
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond
!
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law ! Kn
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca
!
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea
!
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva
!
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin
!
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl
!
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana
!
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda
!
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon
!
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber
!
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia
!
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin
!
Amin who ?
Amin man!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon
!
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia
!
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory
!
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos
!
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!kn
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour
!
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy
!
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author
!
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais
!
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole
!
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy
!
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita
!
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka
!
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas
!
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara
!
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann
!
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel
!
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
!
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta
!
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus
!
Knock Knock
Who's there
?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Answer
!
Answer who ?
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea
!
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthem
!
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony
!
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya
!
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo
!
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple
!
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
April
!
April who ?
April might make you feel better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis
!
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arbus
!
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aretha
!
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arfur
!
Arfur who ?
Arfur got !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! Kn
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aries
!
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona
!
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armenia
!
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I say !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant
!
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnie
!
Arnie who !
Arnie having fun ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arson
!
Arson who !
Arson McCullers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur
!
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke
!
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asa
!
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley
!
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Asia
!
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Astor
!
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Attila
!
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie
!
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austen
!
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously well off !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avery
!
Avery who ?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel
!
Axel who ?
Axel grease !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ayatollah
!
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2
!
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4
!
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bab
!
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby Owl
!
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Badger
!
Badger who ?
Badger cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balloon
!
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baloney
!
Baloney who ?
Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara
!
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie
!
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben
!
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain
!
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark
!
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baron
!
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barrister
!
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barry
!
Barry who ?
Barry the dead !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart
!
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bashful
!
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Basket
!
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat
!
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea
!
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beaver E
!
Beaver E who ?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca
!
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beck
!
Beck who ?
Beckfast of champions !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becka
!
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becker
!
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets
!
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar
!
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Begonia
!
Begonia who ?
Begonia bother me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut
!
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belinda
!
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belize
!
Belize who ?
Belize yourself then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella
!
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belle
!
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows
!
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and
Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben
Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin
!
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benjamin
!
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benny
!
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beppe
!
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bera
!
Bera who ?
Bera necessity !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm
starving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bert
!
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bertha
!
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beryl
!
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth
!
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany
!
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betsy
!
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette
!
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bette-lou
!
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bettina
!
Bettina who ?
Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto
!
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biafra
!
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bibi
!
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill
!
Bill who ?
Bill-tup area !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Billy
Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bing
!
Bing who ?
Bing down the house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bingo
!
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biro
!
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bison
!
Bison who ?
Bison girl scout cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bitter
Bianca !
Bitter Bianca who ?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here,
pardner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjork
!
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjorn
!
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair
!
Blair who ?
Blair play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blanche
!
Blanche who ?
Blanche not !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless
!
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blood
!
Blood who ?
Blood brothers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue
!
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blur
!
Blur who ?
Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bo
!
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby
!
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boiler
!
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four minutes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boise
!
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolivia
!
Boliva who ?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bologna
!
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolton
!
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolzano
!
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond
!
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bones
!
Bones who ?
Bones upon a time... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bonnie
!
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bootie
!
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg
!
Borg who ?
Borg standard !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boris
!
Boris who ?
Boris with more knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bosnia
!
Bosnia who ?
Bosnia bell here earlier !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bossy
!
Bossy who ?
Bossy just fired me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bowl
!
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boyzone
!
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brad
!
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brazil
!
Brazil who ?
Brazil support a girls chest !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brendan
!
Brendan who ?
Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brent
!
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster
!
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bride
!
Bride who ?
Bride and Prejudice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget
!
Bridget who ?
Bridget the end of the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget
!
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridie
!
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brie
!
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brigham
!
Brigham who ?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brighton
!
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Briony
!
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bronte
!
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook
!
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bruce
!
Bruce who ?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bruno
!
Bruno who ?
Bruno more tea for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bubbles
!
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buckle
!
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud
!
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buddha
!
Buddha who ?
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buddy
!
Buddy who ?
Buddyfingers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bug
!
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buggy
!
Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my lover !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bull
!
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when your done !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bullet
!
Bullet who ?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry
!
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bun
!
Bun who ?
Bun-nies make lovely pets !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bunny
!
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burns
!
Burns who ?
Burns me up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burton
!
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bush
!
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buster
!
Buster who ?
Buster tire, can I use your phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butch
!
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butcher
!
Butcher who ?
Butcher your arms around me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button
!
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron
!
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2
!
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cabot
!
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar
!
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain
!
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin
!
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them
!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callas
!
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum
!
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam
!
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron
!
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila
!
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candace
!
Candace who ?
Candace with love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice
!
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy
!
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cannelloni !
Cannelloni who ?
Cannelloni some money till next week ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe
!
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canon
!
Canon who ?
Canon open the door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo
!
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlene
!
Carlene who ?
Carlene against that wall ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carson
!
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cartoon
!
Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash
!
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass
!
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette
!
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassie
!
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for the trees !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castor
!
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro
!
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat
!
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy
!
Cathyl who ?
Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catskills
!
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil
!
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celery
!
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste
!
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend you money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar
!
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census
!
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal
!
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad
!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chair
!
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Charles
!
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chaz
!
Chaz who ?
Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che
!
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Checkmate
!
Checkmate who ?
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in
the bank !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese
!
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese
!
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef
!
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry
!
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest
!
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken
!
Chicken who ?
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there
!s
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chile
!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China
!
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and
Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chip
!
Chip who ?
Chip of Fools !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe
!
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chocs
!
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin
!
Chopin who ?
Chopin the supermarket !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris
!
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrysalis
!
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck
!
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cicero
!
Cicero who ?
Cicero the boat ashore !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cigarette
!
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy
!
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clare
!
Clare who ?
Clare your throat before you speak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark
!
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claude
!
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay
!
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff
!
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clinton
!
Clinton who ?
Clinton your eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure
!
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cod
!
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown
!
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coda
!
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coffin
!
Coffin who ?
Coffin and spluttering !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole
!
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin
!
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne
!
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic
!
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie
!
Cookie who ?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Con
!
Con who?
Con unhinged !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga
!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook
!
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cork
!
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosi
!
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costa
!
Costa who ?
Costa lot !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton
!
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney
Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one
!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows
!
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Craig
!
Craig who ?
Craig in the wall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete
!
Crete who ?
Crete to see you again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crewcut
!
Crewcut who?
Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket
!
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin
!
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and
Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cronkite
!
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C's
!
C's who ?
C's the day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba
!
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cugat
!
Cugat who ?
Cugat to love my jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cumin
!
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly
!
Curly who ?
Curly Q !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry
!
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cymbals
!
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cynthia
!
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cy
!
Cy who ?
Cy'n on the botton line !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyprus
!
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril
!
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Czech
!
Czech who ?
Czech before you open the door !
